Although alcohol doesn't tend to make people want to follow rules, it does somehow make people want to create them. As a culture, we kind...

This might be poorly timed as I know Todd is working to de-hipsterfy himself (he knew hipsters weren't where it was at before it was...

[caption id="attachment_18869" align="alignleft" width="300"] The right glass is important. Knowing that the serving establishment knows that is important, is important as well.[/caption] I was in Lewes...

[caption id="attachment_17643" align="alignleft" width="300"] Every now and then, you gotta kill some office equipment.[/caption] Last week I finished my first book only three inches short of...

[caption id="attachment_10365" align="alignleft" width="300"] Note the 'While Supplies Last' disclaimer.[/caption] This is how this blog was supposed to start: "I made up the word qualitivity, so...

[caption id="attachment_10336" align="alignleft" width="300"] It's harder to lose weight after you're dead.[/caption] If you were unfortunate enough to open the steam room door at the Mid-Delmarva...

[caption id="attachment_10174" align="alignleft" width="224"] This is even less useful than a rotary phone and nearly as difficult to discard.[/caption] When the last Blockbuster in town closed...

[caption id="attachment_10143" align="alignleft" width="225"] Enough already! Get me a tauntaun.[/caption] I could claim the snow is breaking me, but in reality I just like wearing this...

The main trouble with years in review is they're pointless; not meaningless, but lacking in a coherent narrative. They do not make sense of the...